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 Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't

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Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren't

Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

How many are coming?

Just lay back and take it easy I'll do the rest.

Are you ready for seconds yet?

I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

How long will it take after you stick it in?

How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Are you going to come again next time?

It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?

Just wait your turn. You'll get some!

Don't play with your meat!

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

You still have a little bit on your chin.

You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

Just reach in and grab the giblets.

Whew...that's one terrific spread!

I am in the mood for a little dark meat.

Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist.

Talk about a HUGE breast!

And he forces his way into the end zone!

She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.

It's cool whip time!

If I don't unbutton my pants, I am going to burst!

It must be broken 'cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.


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