Paddy and Mick

Paddy and Mick entered a chocolate store.

As they were busy looking, Paddy stole 3 chocolate bars.

As they left the store, Paddy said to the Mick: "I just stole 3 chocolate bars and no one saw me. Bet you can't beat that."

Mick replied: "You want to see something better? Let's go back into the shop and I'll show you "real stealing."

So they went to the counter and the Mick said to the shopkeeper: "Do you want to see some magic?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Yes."

Mick said, "Give me one chocolate bar."

The shopkeeper gave him one, and he ate it.

Then Mick asked for a second bar, and he ate that as well.

He asked for the third, and finished that one too.

The shopkeeper asked, "But where's the magic?"

Then Mick replied, "Check in my friend's pocket and you'll find all three chocolate bars.