Where are all the dead bodies from swine flu?

Where
are all the dead bodies from swine flu?






CDC's new estimates of half a million dead prove too
comedic to ignore!



(NaturalNews) Until a couple of days ago, the CDC had
claimed that the swine flu pandemic of 2009 killed roughly 18,500 people. That's
been the "official" number for the last three years. But suddenly, in a burst of
revisionist inspiration, the CDC has retroactive altered medical history and
announced that as many as half a million people may have died from swine
flu after all! (http://ca.news.yahoo.com/swine-flu-likely-claimed-quarter-million-liv...)

And
yet, somehow, we all missed those 500,000 dead bodies in 2009, which would have
overflowed from the morgues, filled local gymnasiums and been found dropping
dead across our streets. If 500,000+ people died from swine flu, modern cities
would have been littered with dead bodies like something from a war scene. After
all, the entire Vietnam War killed roughly 50,000 Americans, and the CDC is
claiming swine flu killed ten times as many people.

So where is
the war zone? Where are all the bodies? I don't recall any pictures in the news
of bodies stacking up anywhere. No reports of morgues overflowing with dead
people. No mass graves. No footage from the TV news showing the horrors of
stacked body bags. None of that ever happened!

Half a million people died but somehow nobody noticed.

Apparently the
CDC's position is that 500,000+ people died and somehow no one noticed,
if you can believe that. Yep, while we were all watching Dancing With the
Stars, hundreds of thousands of our brothers and sisters were dropping dead
on the streets around the world, and then they somehow just vanished into thin
air and haven't been heard from since. (Insert Twilight Zone music
here...)

Thank goodness the CDC has finally found them all! Thanks to the
agency's "computer modeling" -- a euphemism for the less technical term "making
sh!t up" -- all those 500,000+ deaths have finally been accounted
for!

But where are the bodies, then? Any cop knows that if you think you
have a murder, you need a body. No body means no murder... probably just a
missing person instead. So where are the CDC's bodies?

The only rational
conclusion is that the CDC is hiding all the bodies! That's why we
haven't seen them. Yes, they've dispatched teams of literal body
snatchers to whisk away all the dead swine flu bodies before we would notice
anything. Check the nursing homes... are your parents still there? Maybe they
got snatched by the CDC and you just never noticed...

Bodies for the zombie apocalypse?

So somewhere deep in the CDC's
basement, alongside the thawed autism brains and level-4 bioweapons they've been
feverishly working on releasing soon in a Chicago bus station, there's a
gruesome collection of hundreds of thousands of bodies of swine flu victims. You
might wonder, then, for what purpose they are keeping a few hundred thousand
bodies on ice.

The answer should be obvious: The CDC is going to
re-animate all those bodies and send them back onto the streets during the
next zombie apocalypse that the CDC has already warned us about! (http://www.naturalnews.com/032454_zombie_apocalypse_CDC.html)

According
to the CDC's own words posted on May 16th, 2011 -- and no, I'm seriously not
making this up:

Where do zombies come from and why do they love eating
brains so much? ...Zombies would take over entire countries, roaming city
streets eating anything living that got in their way. The proliferation of this
idea has led many people to wonder - How do I prepare for a zombie
apocalypse? (http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zom...)

So
now it's all becoming clear. The CDC is hoarding swine flu bodies (which we
somehow never noticed were missing), and it's going to re-animate them using
Frankenvaccines, then unleash them onto the streets of America as the
much-anticipated zombie apocalypse.

Ah, now it all makes sense.
I'm glad there's a rational explanation behind it all, because for a minute
there I thought the CDC was just fabricating numbers out of thin air in order to
push more vaccines.


Source:-
http://www.naturalnews.com/036317_CDC_Swine_Flu_death_estimates.html