Dear Tech Support

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from my Boyfriend 5.0 software program version to Husband
1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in
the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, and NBA 3.6. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,
and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate




RESPONSE FROM TECH SUPPORT FOR MEN:


Dear Desperate:


First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0
is an Operating System. Try to enter the command:

"C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME"

to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that
application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.


But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default
to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad
program that will create Snoring Loudly. Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not
supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and
cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0
and Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck,



Tech Support