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PostSubject: Very Seductive   Very Seductive Icon_minitimeWed 25 Sep 2013, 21:21

With a very seductive voice Sally askes her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No," said her husband.

She gives him a sexy smile, unbuttons her blouse, and reaches down into the cleavage and pulls out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He takes the Twenty Dollar bill and smiles approvingly.

She then asks him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"

"Uh.......no, I haven't," he said.

She gives him a sexy smile, pulls up her skirt and reaches into her panties and pulls out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He takes the Fifty Dollar and starts to breath a little quicker with anticipation.

"Now," she says, "Have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"

"No way!!" he says while obviously becoming even more aroused.

She replys, "Go look in the garage,..."
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