Halloween Definitions

# Bobbing Apples: What happens when you jog without a bra.

# Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking his nose.

# Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in your throat.

# Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.

# Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to fix your fridge.

# Goblin: How you eat the snickers bars you got for Halloween.

# Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Mr. Hyde."

# Jack O' Lantern: An Irish Pumpkin.

# Jack the Ripper: What Jack does to his lottery tickets after losing each week.

# Mummy: The person who kisses the boo-boo after you scrape your knee.

# Mr. Hyde: What a guy becomes when there's housework to be done. Also, see "Invisible Man" .

# Pumpkin Patch: What a pumpkin wears when trying to quit smoking.

# Skeleton: Any supermodel.

# Vampire Bat: What Dracula hits a baseball with.

# Witch: See "Mother-in-Law."

# Zombie: What you look like before that first cup of morning coffee