Why Pumpkins Are Better Than Men

1. Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.

2. No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.

3. One usually makes a better pie.

4. They are always there on the doorstep waiting for you!

5. If you don't like the way a pumpkin looks, you just carve another face.

6. If a pumpkin starts smelling up your place, you can just throw it out.

7. You know a pumpkin has an empty, mush filled head to begin with.

8. A pumpkin only gets its candle lit when you want it to be.