Three businessmen

Three businessmen were sitting in a bar discussing how dumb their wives were.

The first bloke said. My wives that stupid, last week she went to the supermarket

And bought $30O worth of meat because it was on special.And we don't have a

fridge large enough to keep it all in.

The second bloke agrees she sounds pretty thick. Then adds, I think my wife is thicker.

Just last week, she went out and spent $17,000 on a new car and she doesn't even drive.

The third blond bloke nods in agreement, with the other two blokes, and says,by gee

They both take a lot of beating, but I think my wife is dumber. And I must say I laugh

at what my wife did just two weeks ago, when I think about it.he chuckles.

Last week she left for four weeks holiday in Greece, and she packed six boxes of condoms

In her luggage, and she doesn't even have a dick!