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Subject: on the cards. Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:23
There are three elderly people that get together on Friday night to play cards.
Normally they play in the kitchen but on this night the kitchen is being remodeled.
Not having a card table they decide to play cards in the living room with no more than a paper spread over their laps.
Now the three people's name are Peter, Penny and Pricilla.
After a few hours the two ladies decide to "powder their noses."
While in the powder room Pricilla looks at Penny and says "Penny did you see Peter's pecker poking through the paper in the parlor as we were playing poker?"
Penny replied "Pricilla, don't talk about Peter's pecker poking through the paper in the parlor as we were playing poker! It makes my pussy pucker and I can't pee!"
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