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    PostSubject: Dating Memories   Dating Memories Icon_minitimeThu 30 Jan 2014, 16:24

    A while back, when WB was considerably younger, he picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

    He scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant. She ordered the most expensive items on the menu, Champagne, Shrimp cocktail, Lobster, A nice $175 Penfolds Grange Hermitage, followed by some Bollinger Champers.

    I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
    "No," she replied. "But my mother's not expecting a blow job."

    So I asked her if she wanted dessert.  Shocked
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