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Subject: arresting... Sat 08 Mar 2014, 15:39
A man gets arrested in a nightclub for having drugs. He tells the officer "There not mine, I found them. I tried to get rid of them, but every time I flush them down the toilet they reappear in my pocket." Obviously the officer doesn't believe him but the man tells him "I can prove it!" So they go into the bathroom and the man flushes the drugs. The officer smiles and says "Now take the drugs out of your pocket smart ass." The man smiles and says "What drugs?"
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