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PostSubject: the children's sermon   the children's sermon Icon_minitimeSat 05 Apr 2014, 17:27
It was Sunday morning, and the pastor was delivering the children's sermon.


He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.


A little boy raised his hand.


He answered, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."


After ten minutes the congregation settled down for the adult sermon.   Shocked 
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