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PostSubject: have a beer mate.   Tue 08 Apr 2014, 08:51

At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), Castlemaine XXXX (Queensland), CUB Fosters (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.

When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."

The head of Castlemaine XXXX smiled and said, “Make mine the Very Best - XXXX."

The boss of Coopers rejoined, "I'll have a Coopers, the King of Beers."

And the bloke from Cascade asked for "A Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."

The General Manager of CUB Fosters paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke."

The others looked at him as if he had sprouted a new head.

"Well” he said with a shrug, “if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."
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