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PostSubject: A census taker   A census taker Icon_minitimeSat 03 May 2014, 08:40

A census taker in a rural  Cape Breton  went up to a farmhouse and knocked. 



When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.  She said, 'Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're twenty-six. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're twenty-four .. ' 


'Hold on!' said the census taker, 'Did you get twins EVERY time?' 


The woman answered, ' Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin.'    Shocked 
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