Posts : 8049 Join date : 2012-05-29 Location : Manchester UK
Subject: who goes there Sat 21 Jul 2012, 15:23
An elderly man, has been stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
He replies, "I am on my way to a lecture about gambling, alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."
The officer then asks, "Really? Who is giving that lecture
at this time of night?" Old man replies, "That would be my wife."