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    PostSubject: would you re-marry?   Wed 20 Jan 2016, 13:13

    A wife asks her husband, "Honey, if I died, would you re-marry?"

    After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship."

    "If I died and you re-married," the wife asks, "would she live in this house?"

    "We've spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want

    it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would."

    "If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house," the wife asks, "would she sleep in our bed?"

    "Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to

    last a long time, so I guess she would."

    "If I died and you re-married, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?"

    "Oh, no," the husband replies. "She's left-handed."


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