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PostSubject: a couple of groaners   Fri 11 Mar 2016, 12:38

I've been getting anonymous texts from someone telling me to get a shower, comb my hair and brush my teeth.?
I think they might be trying to groom me..




Last night my wife and her lady friend went to see the new movie "50 Shades of Grey".
I watched some TV and then went to bed around 11Pm.
I awakened from a light sleep to see my wife standing there with a leather strap in one hand and a chain in the other. I thought "this looks promising!"
Then she said to me "here, you forgot to walk the dogs!!



You may not hear from me for a while as I am in Hospital.....I was a bit silly and poisoned myself by accident...I ate what I thought was an onion but it turned out to be a Tulip bulb.....doctors said I should be out in the Spring...


lol!
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