not going to heaven

Subject: not going to heaven Sat 22 Sep 2012, 08:45

One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be
judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and
that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked
what he did and God told him that he cheated on his
income taxes, and that the only way he could get into
heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid,
butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it.
Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an
eternity in heaven. So off he went with this enormous
woman, pretending to be happy.As he was walking along,
he saw his friend Carlos up ahead. Carlos was with an
even bigger, uglier woman than he was with. When he
approached Carlos he asked him what was going on, and
Carlos replied, "I cheated on my income taxes and scammed
the government out of a lot of money...even more then
you did." They both shook their heads
in understanding
and figured that as long as they have to be with these
women, they might as well hang out together to help pass
the time.Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women
were walking along, minding their own business when Tony
and Carlos could have sworn that they saw their friend
Jon up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely drop
dead gorgeous supermodel centerfold. Stunned, Tony
and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was their
friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this unbelievable
goddess, while they were stuck with these god-awful women.
Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I''m definitely not
complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of my
life (and I''m dead,) and I have five years of the best sex
any man could hope for to look forward to. There is only
one thing that I can''t seem to understand. After everytime
we have sex, she rolls over and
murmur''s to herself,

"Damn income taxes!

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