Hemorrhoids

Hemorrhoids


"Doctor, I can't find a comfortable position to sit."

The doctor examined Harry and said, "I'm not surprised that you're having trouble sitting; you have a good case of hemorrhoids." He then gave Harry a supply of suppositories, and told him, "Go home now, and use one of these each morning and one at night until they're gone. Then come back and we'll see how you are."

Harry went home, and in a couple of weeks returned, still complaining of hemorrhoids.

"Well," said the doctor, "Did you use all of the suppositories?"

"Yes, I did," said Harry.

"I took one every morning and every night as you instructed, even though they were pretty hard to swallow. For all the good they did me, I might just as well have shoved them up my ass!"