Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Psychiatrist and Proctologist

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and
decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a
practice together to share office space and personnel.


Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias
and Posteriors." The town council was livid and insisted they change
it.



The docs changed it to read: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids" - This
was also unacceptable, so they again changed the sign.


“Catatonics and High Colonics" - No go.

Next, they tried “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives" –
thumbs down again.

Then came, “Minds and Behinds” – Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes" -
unacceptable again.

So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts" - not a chance

"Nuts and Butts" - no way.

"Freaks and Cheeks" - still no good,

"Loons and Moons" - forget it.

Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Odds and Ends"

Everyone loved it