The Golf Cart

One
day a golfer accidentally overturned his
cart.



Elizabeth,
a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in
a


villa
on the golf course, heard the noise and called
out,


“Are
you okay, what's your name?"

"It’s John, and I’m OK thanks," he replied. "John, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," John answered,”but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty and persuasive. "Well okay," John finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy, and some driving and putting lessons, John thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." "Don't be silly!” Elizabeth said with a smile, “She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart!" he explained.