man for the job

The drinker announced to the bartender, "It seems I've been informally
named advisor on 'sexual matters' at my company." "That sounds
interesting. Does this mean you'll be counseling the big bosses one
relations with their secretaries?" "I'm not sure yet," he answered.


"During a staff meeting, I popped up to suggest a reduction in executive
expense accounts and it was after that I was told if they ever wanted
my fuckin' advice, they'd let me know."