TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT THERE ARE CHANGES IN OUR HEALTH CARE PLANS:

TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT THERE ARE CHANGES IN OUR HEALTH CARE PLANS:

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

( The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "An apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.