Grandpa's are Special

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take
his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality
time - pancakes, ice cream, candy -- just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel
like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue
and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive and
breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with
grandma?" he asked.

"Not really, PaPa, it was really boring. We didn't see a single asshole,
queer, lesbian, piece of shit, horse's ass, liberal pinko or NDP lover,
blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim camel humper, or son of a bitch anywhere we
went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?