Posts : 8050 Join date : 2012-05-29 Location : Manchester UK
Subject: NEW SENIORS PROGRAM Sun 02 Dec 2012, 17:58
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You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians!!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!
Need new teeth? No problem. Need new glasses? No problem. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered. As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.
And who will be paying for all of this? It’s the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it. Just look how happy Mary is in the photo!
The best part of this program… now that you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any taxes anymore.
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