Chinese proverbs

Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

Man who
run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.


Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise
man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile
sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man
who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot
walk.

Panties not
best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.

War not determine
who right, war determine who left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon
find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at
night.

It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.


Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.

Man who lives in glass house should change
clothes in basement.

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches
crabs.

Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who lay
woman on ground get piece on earth.