Hillbilly ho-down

Cletus was passing by Billy Bob's
hay barn one day when, through a gap
in the door, he saw Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of
an
old Caterpillar tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performed a slow pirouette, then gently slid
off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunched
his
shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, let his overalls fall down
to his
hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he ripped it apart to reveal
his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tore the T-shirt from
his
body, and hurled his baseball cap on a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushed in and asked, "What in the world
are ya doing, Billy Bob ?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," said an
obviously embarrassed Billy Bob.

"Me and the wife been havin' trouble lately in the bedroom department, and
the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."

(Now don't make me come 'splain this to y'all! Jest read the last
line again, slowly...)