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PostSubject: the difference   the difference Icon_minitimeThu 07 Mar 2013, 12:23

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One
day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut,
he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I
cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service
this week.' The florist was pleased and left the
shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next
morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses
waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in
for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill
the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm
doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and
left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went
to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts
waiting for him at his door.

Then a Member of
Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay
his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member
of Parliament was very happy and left the shop.

The
next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a
dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free
haircut.


And that, my friends, illustrates the
fundamental difference between the citizens of our country
and the politicians who run it.


If you don't
forward this you have no sense of humor. Nothing bad
will
happen, however, you must live with yourself knowing
that
laughter is not in your
future.
Cool

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