some pains

This
is my new neighbour. She's single, and lives right
across the street.

I
can see her house from my living room.

I
watched as she got home from work this evening. I was
surprised

when
she walked across the street in the rain and along my
driveway.

She
knocked on my door, and

I
rushed to open it.





She
looked at me, and said, "I’ve just got home, and I am so
horny!

I
have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and have
sex

all
night long! Are you busy tonight?"

I
immediately replied, "No, I'm free, I have no plans at
all!"

Then
she said, "Good! In that case,

Could
you please look after my dog?"

It’s
no fun being old
!