I am sure that
somewhere and sometime somebody or maybe your job supervisor has told you that.
You dont know Jack Shit! There are many people, who are at a loss; they just do
not have a response. Now, you can handle the situation.
Awe Shit married a woman by the name of Ola -Fula Shit. Awe Shit, who owned a
fertilizer store, they then later, became the owners of Knee-Deep Shit, Inn.
They had only one child, a son. Who they named Jack. In turn, Jack Shit married
a woman named Noe Stinkie She was from India.
Moreover, she then changed her married name to No Stinkie-Shit.
The deeply religious couple had six children born to them, Holie Shit, And the
twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit, Fula Shit , Ola Shit, Giva Shit and Bull Shit (a
fast talker).
After being married for fifteen years Jack and Noe divorced.
Jack later married a woman with the name of Shineola Mc Brown. Not much else is
known about Jack or Shineola.
Noe later married a Mr. Paul Sherlock and because her children were living with
them, she wanted to keep her previous name.
Her name is now: Noe Stinkie- Shit-Sherlock. Paul did not adopt the children to
change their last names
Holie Shit, he was killed in action during world war two.
Ola Shit, He passed away at and early age due a childhood illness.
Dip Shit married Lotda Brown! In addition, she kept her maiden name. She is now
known as Lotda Brown Shit. They soon had a cowardly son. Whom they named
Chicken Shit!
Fula Shit and Giva Shit were inseparable throughout childhood, and
consequently, they married the Happens brothers in a duel ceremony.
The Shit-Happens marriages produced two children to both sisters, Dawg, Byrd,
Horse, and Bull Shit-Happens. Giva Shit -Happens soon divorced her husband.
After she found out, he was already married. To another woman whos was named
Just Leta Happens.
Bull Shit the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned
with his new bride, Thisa How Shit-Happens.
Before marrying Bull, she already had a child by the name of Mya. Afterwards
Bull adopted her. With that, it changed her name to Mya Shit Happens. Bull and
Thisa had a child. A son and they named him Forebrains Shit.-Happens However
the hospital made a mistake on the birth certificate and put Shit Forebrains
Happens down as the name. They found that they liked it so much; that Bull and
Thisa did not have it changed back.
Mya married a man by the name of Justa Do not Stink. (He was from France) She changed her name from Mya Shit
Happens to Mya Shit Happens-Do not Stink.
At which time Mya Shit HappensDo not Stink and Justa Do not Stink took over the
fertilizer businesses. In addition, Shit Forebrains-Happens took over the book
keeping at the Happen to be Knee-Deep Shit, Inn.
Now, when someone tells you that you do not know jack shit, you can correct him
or her!
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