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PostSubject: You don't find many Heroes like this one!   You don't find many Heroes like this one! Icon_minitimeFri 19 Apr 2013, 08:28

You don't find many Heroes like this one!

On October 9th, 2012, a group of bikers from Perkin, Illinois were riding west on I-74 when they saw what appeared to be a woman about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley. He walked past the gawkers and State Troopers and said, "What are you doing?"

She replied, "I'm going to commit suicide."

George didn't want to appear "sensitive," but he couldn't pass up the opportunity to become a hero either, so he asked, "Before you jump Sugar Shorts, why don't you give me a kiss?"

With no hesitation, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss, followed by another one - wetter and even more convincing.

After they finished, George could hear the approval of his biker-buddies. Even the onlookers and State Troopers were applauding. George said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I ever had Sweet Pants! You’ve got real talent. It’d be a shame to waste it. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.
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