St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

A guy dies and goes before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates and asks if he
can come in.

St. Peter tells him before he can come in his "lie clock"
has to be checked out. The guy is confused and St. Peter explains that
George Washington only told one lie in his life, so he has a good place
in Heaven.

He also tells the guy that Abe Lincoln only told two lies
in his life, so he has a good place in Heaven as well, because where
you go in Heaven depends upon how many lies you have told and how slow
or fast the hands on your "lie clock" move.

The guy inquires as to
whether he can find out the status of a living person's "lie clock" and
St. Peter says he can. So, he inquires about Obama and St. Peter tells
him that Obama's "lie clock" is being used in God's office as a ceiling
fan.