A man walks into the council office & says to the Customer Service Officer: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be a Councillor .... "I need some practice for becoming a member of parliament"
The receptionist replied "Certainly sir Please fill in this form."
So he was filling in the form OK until he came to the question 'Are you circumcised?'
He asked the receptionist, "Is that question necessary?"
She replied "If you are circumcised you are not eligible"
He asked what difference it would make if I was circumcised?
She replied "Well to become a member of parliament you have to be a complete prick."
Wed 28 Jun 2023, 13:21 by 
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Subject: Councillor