Australian earthquake victims

earthquake victims MOE VIC- 9PM EST

Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly in flannies and woollen
trackies sagging, muttering 'Faaackinell'.

Earthquake devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of
damage.

Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.

The Herald Sun reported that hundreds of residents were confused
and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Smith St ..

One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Skye-Smith, a
15-year-old mother of 5 said 'It was such a shock, my little daughter
Chardonnay-Mercedes came running in to my bedroom crying. My youngest
two Joachim and River slept through it all.'

Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried
on as normal.

The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of
Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers
are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities
of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from
Kmart and Bone China from Big W.

HOW CAN YOU HELP?

This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include: flannelette Shirts, tight blue
jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Ugg boots,
hoodies and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject
Shop.

Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked
Beans, Ice cream, Sarah Lee Frozen Cheesecakes, Chips, all Fizzy drinks,
Wagon Wheels, Tim Tams, Coco Pops and Fruit Loops. No Diet Coke!

Donations of $ 25.00 will be taken to buy a packet of Winny blue 25s and
a lighter and cans of Jim Bean to calm the nerves of those affected.

GIVE GENEROUSLY !!!