Being Politically Correct at the Office

Try saying: I'm certain that is not feasible.
Instead of: No way in hell!

Try saying: Really?
Instead of: You've got to be shitting me.

Try saying: Of course I'm concerned.
Instead of: Ask me if I give a shit.

Try saying: I wasn't involved in the project.
Instead of: It's not my damn problem .

Try saying: I'm not sure I can implement this.
Instead of: Screw it, it won't work.

Try saying: Are you sure this is a problem?
Instead of: Who the hell cares?

Try saying: He's not familiar with the problem.
Instead of: He's got his head up his ass.

Try saying: So you weren't happy with it?
Instead of: Kiss my ass.

Try saying: I love a challenge.
Instead of: This job sucks.

Try saying: I see.
Instead of: Bite me.

Try saying: Yes, we really should discuss it.
Instead of: Another damn meeting?

Try saying: I don't think this will be a problem.
Instead of: I really don't give a s*it.

Try saying: He's somewhat insensitive.
Instead of: He's a damn prick.

Try saying: She's an aggressive go-getter.
Instead of: She's a ball-busting bitch..