A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with "tor" that ate things.
The first little boy said, "Alligator." "Very good James, that's a big word."
The second boy said, "Predator." " Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done."
Little Johnny says, "Vibrator."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything."
" Well my mom has one, and she says it eats fricking batteries like there's no tomorrow!"