A STUDENT ASKED HIS ENGLISH PROFESSOR,
"WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF A DILEMMA?".
THE PROFESSOR SAID, "WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
BETTER THAN AN EXAMPLE TO ILLUSTRATE THAT".
"IMAGINE THAT YOU ARE LAYING IN A BIG BED WITH A BEAUTIFUL NAKED YOUNG WOMAN ON ONE SIDE AND A GAY MAN ON THE OTHER".
"WHO ARE YOU GOING TO TURN YOUR BACK ON?"