Posts : 8049 Join date : 2012-05-29 Location : Manchester UK
Subject: Secondhand Goods Thu 23 Jan 2014, 12:54
A bitter divorced guy bumped into his ex-wife's new husband at a cocktail party. After a few drinks, he strolled conceitedly over to him and sneered: So, how do you like using secondhand goods?
It doesn't bother me, said the new husband. Once you get past the first three inches, its all brand new.