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 The National Poetry Contest

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PostSubject: The National Poetry Contest    The National Poetry Contest  Icon_minitimeSat 07 Jun 2014, 15:19

The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming .

They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was " Timbuktu ".




First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:

Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination--- Timbuktu .


 

 

The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:

 

Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu .


The redneck won hands down!
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