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|Subject: don't autospell with wifi? Fri 06 Mar 2015, 12:06|| |
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
“I am so sorry Chief. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around; in fact, more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in, "I hate autospell! I meant "wifi", not "wife".