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|Subject: moose hunting Fri 06 Mar 2015, 12:09|| |
Two hunters go moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they come up with a foolproof plan. They get a very authentic female moose costume and learn the mating call of a female moose. The plan is to hide in the costume, lure the bull, then come out of the costume and shoot the bull. They set themselves up on the edge of a clearing, don their costume and begin to give the moose love-call.
Before long, their call is answered as a bull comes crashing out of the forest and into the clearing.
When the bull is close enough, the guy in front says, ‘OK, let’s get out and get him.’
After a moment that seems like an eternity, the guy in the back shouts, ‘The zipper is stuck! What are we going to do?
The guy in the front says, ‘Well, I’m going to start nibbling grass, but you’d better brace yourself.’