Irish Speedo's

Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem

to make it with any of the girls.

So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.

Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy

swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.

They're years outta style.

You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - About two sizes

too small and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em.

I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!'

The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new

tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.

Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their

faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick!

So Patrick went back to the lifeguard again and asked him,

'What's wrong now?'

JEEZUS CHRIST!' said the lifeguard, 'Maaaaate.

The potato goes in front!'