Chemtrail Awareness
Would you like to react to this message? Create an account in a few clicks or log in to continue.
Chemtrail Awareness

The world will not be destroyed by those who do evil, but by those who watch and do nothing - Albert Einstein
HomePortalRegisterLog in

Display results as :
Rechercher Advanced Search
Latest topics
December 2020


 Guide To Medical Terms

Go down 

Posts : 8038
Join date : 2012-05-29
Location : Manchester UK

Guide To Medical Terms Empty
PostSubject: Guide To Medical Terms   Guide To Medical Terms Icon_minitimeSun 04 Sep 2016, 20:09

Guide To Medical Terms

1. Artery: The study of Paintings.

2. Barium: What Doctors do when patients die.

3. Caesarean Section: A neighborhood in Rome.

4. Cauterize: Made eye contact with her.

5. Colic: A sheep dog.

6. D & C: Where Washington is.

7. Dilate: To live long.

8. Enema: Not a friend.

9. Fibula: A small lie.

10. Genital: Not Jewish.

11. G.I. Series: Military Ball Game

12. Impotent: Distinguished, well known

13. Labor Pain: Getting hurt at work.

14. Morbid: A higher offer.

15. Nitrates: Cheaper than day rates.

16. Node: Was aware of.

17. Outpatient: A person who has fainted.

18. Pap Smear: Fatherhood Test.

19. Post Operative: Letter Carrier

20. Recovery Room: Place to do upholstery.

21. Seizure: Roman Emperor.

22. Tablet: Small table.

23. Terminal Illness: Getting sick at the airport.

24. Urine: Opposite of "You're out".

Laughing Smile
Back to top Go down
Guide To Medical Terms
Back to top 
Page 1 of 1

Permissions in this forum:You cannot reply to topics in this forum
Chemtrail Awareness :: Funnies, Jokes & Humour-
Jump to: