New Drugs on the Market

New Drugs on the Market


St. Moms Wort Plant extract that treats moms depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.

Empty Nestrogen Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldnt wait til they moved out.

Peptobimbo Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.

Dumerol When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country western music.

Flipitor Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.

Antiboyotics When administered to teenage girls, is highly effective in improving grades, freeing up phone lines, and reducing money spent on make-up.