All you Grandpas and Grandmas, This was too funny not to forward.
We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out
of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up. Enjoy!
What Is Couple Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was
working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question,
but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question,
then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to
tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and
responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining,
the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open,
eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her,
"Why did you ask this question,honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready
in just a couple secs.