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 Romance is not dead

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PostSubject: Romance is not dead   Romance is not dead Icon_minitimeFri 27 Sep 2013, 18:39

The wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you".

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, "I am in the bathroom. Please advise."
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