age old question

Having now retired, I sometimes have to create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple nice cold beers. The day was gorgeous, and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on
various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting
kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting
kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up
with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and
here is the reasoning behind my conclusion

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.