ENGLISH LESSON

ENGLISH LESSON


No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference

between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference

held in London, England, and attended by some of the best linguists in the

world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner.


His
final challenge was this:


Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please

explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy

to understand.


Here is his astute answer:


"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the

wrong
woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right
one catches you with the
wrong one, you are
COMPLETELY FINISHED!"