EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER

EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER:



Number 8

Life is sexually transmitted.


Number 7

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.


Number 6

Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. They can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.


Number 5

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.


Number 4

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.


Number 3

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.


Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.


And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


- - - and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."