New Shop Assistant

A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy
about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on
holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run
the shop on her own. She had to confide in him her worries about
selling the contraceptives.



"Look," he said. "My regular customers dont ask for condoms, they'll
ask for a 310 [small] a 320[medium] or a 330[large]. The word condom
wont even be used.



The first day was fine but on the second day a coloured guy came in to
the shop, put out his hand and said "350"..



The girl panicked. She phoned the owner on his mobile and told him of
her predicament.



" Go back in and check if he has a yellow bucket hanging between his
legs" her boss told her.



She peeped through the door and saw the yellow bucket hanging between
his legs. "Yes "!!!! she said " He's got one hanging there"....!



The boss said "Go back in and give him £3-50......................He's
the Window cleaner"!!!!!!!